Things Heard Coming From the Bathroom Door

Connecting flight...

2008-09-04T14:04:56Z

So I am up at the un-godly hour of 10:00am... showered, shaved (poorly) and ready to go to Boston! I've got a new book of H.P. Lovecraft goodness to keep me company on the flight and everything. Oh, and Sarah-girl too.

In a some what related but not really topic, I got some sweet new skinny-jeans. Aparently snow boarders are really good and designing clothes. Who knew?

But, yeah... you can see now why I don't update this thing much... not a whole lot going on... BYE!

I'm basicly retarded...

2008-07-31T23:40:26Z

During the power outage Sarah-girl and I decided to play Trivial Prusit 90's Ed. Despite my constant attempts at "power out sex". But between my having to count the spaces every roll, not being able to pronounce 80% of the names and THURALLY getting my ass handed to me. I have decided I will never EVER being playing this game with anyone I don't already know, for fear of reveiling my tard-dom.

Unbeknownst to me...

2008-07-26T02:13:56Z

If you change a girls flat tire you will get hot sex. Porn was right all along!

Happy America Day!

2008-07-05T03:15:51Z

America is the best FUCKING country ever! Granted I've never been to another country but I know, for a FACT, that this IS the GREATEST country to ever exist, EVER!!!1! And if you don't believe me, I will fight you, school yard style! Or if you need further proof just take a look at this!

FUCK YAAAAAaaaaAAAAA!!!

Summer is in full swing so I think it's time for...

2008-07-02T21:26:01Z

It's legit!

2008-06-29T03:56:29Z

Too legit to quit! ...anyways, I'm completely and utterly moved into Sarah-girl's place! We had to hire some outside help (no not the A-Team... unfortunately) but some peeps just as cool, and they work for beer! Jack and Mandy totally came through for us, because theirs no way we could moved half that stuff without them. Can you say hernia? "Hernia!" Very good class, now let's move on to 'fellatio'... wait, what? So yeah, all that's left is to go back to my apartment for one last cleaning and paint over all the drawings and such in the old "green room", that is after I write some terrible satanic curse for the next tenant's. Also, I'm actually sitting in a chair and typing on my computer desk right now, and not siting in an old futon frame and balancing the keyboard on my knees while my computer sits on a night stand. I'm really moving up in the world. And after this I'm going to lay down on my bed to play Star Wars Battle Front II.

Slightly sloshed entry about tonight.

2008-06-15T06:11:49Z

Sarah-girl and I went to a BBQ held by our kung fu school today. It was waaay too hot and their were waay too any people/children with water guns, and I was waaaaay to sick/tired to deal with any of it. Though it has never been confirmed by a 'licensed' doctor I do have a terrible case of social anxiaty. So that, coupled with everything else I had a missreble time. Sarah-girl did do a splended job of taking care of me in my panic. When we finally got home I passed the fuck out for an two and half hours. Though the food was quite delishous, once we finally got to it.

Later that night however, we went to "The Crawl" tonight, but ended up spending most all of our time at Snug. But it was still totally amazing. Lilith DeVill and Beth Annphedamine were in full swing and despite the fact that they had only a tiny jam-box to work with, they still worked it! I had way more fun then should be allowed in public and place a good chunk of the blame squarly on their fabulos shoulders.

Also we got to hang out with Jack's mom tonight. Which was surprisingly awesome. Though I shouldn't be too shocked I seem to get along quit well with moms in general. Speaking of which my own mum is going to be here tomorrow evening! Oh yes Charlotte, get ready for the vagina that I came out of! She's much fun and I'm totally bummed that she wasn't here tonight for all the fun and festivites. But she of course had indian things to do in Cherokee, NC. Sarah-girl will be meeting her for the first time and they're both totally stoked about it.

Any-who, to sum it all up: terrible day, awesome night.

Curse you internet scam!

2008-06-14T02:27:13Z

So yes in my desperate search for employment I fell victim to an internet scam site http://www.postalbatteryexam.com/
I got charged $119.45 for some "study packet" for the postal service exam (which is free). I already tried canceling it, both with the company and the bank. But it looks like I'm going to have to wait for the "package" to arive and then send it back to them to try and get a refund. We'll see how well that works. Otherwise I can try to dispute the charge with the bank. Ick, I feel like such a chump. But I'm still going to try and get a job at the post office. It seems to pay really well and have awesome benifits.

Anyways, lesson learned. I'm off to releive some agration on the unsuspecting creators and citizens in Morrowind.

White Trash Party!

2008-06-01T06:42:57Z

Lilith Devil knows how to fucking through down. And with BethAnn Phetamine at her side, the house fucking came down! Bitches worked like they were getting paid! It was definatly the most fun I have had at a house party. Lots of fun people their that I hadn't seen in gods knows how long.

Sarah-girl was feeling kind of "blah" at the start but definatly got into it as the night wore on. Which is great considering today is our one year aniversary and I couldn't be happier! She is the reasone that I continue to indure the maddening weather that is North Carolina. I'm working on a painting for her, but it's the first I've done in nearly a year so it's a bit behind secdual. I wanted to keep it all secritve and surprise her, but their's just know where safe in this apartment. So she knows it's coming, but she'll just have to wait a bit longer then antisapaited.

Mandy, it was great seeing you as always. You were definatly working the spandex and looking very hot. We'll get together when the time is right for everyone. You know how open my scedual is lately. So it's all on you girl.

Well I'm still a bit buzzed and you know what that means. Yes, yes porn and gameage is on the agenda! Hopefully I can find something that doesn't involve scranny-ass girls... can't stand those bitches... wish me luck!

80's Pirates at Snug Harbor

2008-05-30T05:22:16Z

I had an awesome time at Snug, as always. Lilith DeVile's preformance brought the house down, as always. I can't wait for the Nasty Nascar party on Saturday! I'm just not sure if I can find anything white trash enough in my wardrobe. But I'll see what I can muster up.

I learned tonight that five hard ciders might be a bit much for me. The car ride home was a bordering on phsycadelic. Live and learn.

I love these little retreats from the ordenary. They're exactly what I need to maintain my sanity as I waltz my way through the world of unemployment. Speaking of, I've had a couple of interviews with some staffing agenceys. Nothing yet, but I'm hoping the extra help will speed up the process. I'm still holding out for some kind of "adult" job. But if things keep going the way they are I might have to settle for a gas station/sales associate type job. Hey money's money, and my credit card can only take so much punishment.

Well I have to go now. I have a lot of porn and video games until I sober up enough to get to sleep.

TTFN (yeah, I'm a whore for old school Winnie the Pooh)

Comic Reeducation

2008-05-12T07:44:24Z

So Sarah-girl and I saw Iron Man on Friday as many of you already know it was AWESOME! I relized I was pretty behind on a lot of Super Hero history. So Sarah-girl has graciosly taken me on as her student and opened her VAST collection. I had already started a little self teaching with Batman. I recently picked up Gotham By Gaslight, Arkham Asylum, and Year One (definatly my favorite). But Sarah-girl started my full time studies with Ultimate X-Men. I just finished the 6th trade and they are far superior to the 90's cartoon show, which I loved, and apart from the movies were my only real X-Men outlet. The only frusterating aspect of it is due to my disexeya I am a TERRIBLY slow reader. So if I do absolutly nothing else that day I can only finish three trades. And that's if I stay up till five in the morning... But I'm comited to learning, so I'm in it for the long haul. Because knowing is half the battle.

Snug Harbor: Part Deux!

2008-05-09T06:21:32Z

I had an AMAZING time tonight. Lilth DeVille completly and utterly rocked the house. I'm still recovering from her preformance (and probably will be for days to come). I've already drunk emailed everyone from friends to family (if I missed you don't hate me, I'm drunk). I've found that I love hard cider, if available it is my beer of choice. Even though towards the end of the evening I could really care less. Turbo Cunt 2000 was their and surprisingly unenvolved in our afairs. Which was refreshing. But I digress, I've already had five peaces of apple fritter bread (delishouse) and a full glass of water in an attempt to sober up enough to sleep, and I still feel it may be awhile. So I'm off to my never ending quest to crush the Rebel Alliance and bring peace under the rule of The Empire.

Free money revisited.

2008-05-06T20:14:39Z

Ack, stupid unemployment. So aparently they are still waiting to make a decesion on whether or not I do actually get unemployment... the thing I got in the mail was just the estimated amount for what it will be. Why do you have to play with my emotions like that? Well here's hoping for the best. And this time I wont get excited until I see money in the bank.

In related news I just checked the IRS site and it looks like I should be getting that stimulas check by the 16th. Aprently they're distributing them by SSN. Looks like I'm going to have to continue to acrew more and more credit card debt... it's gotten so bad that I've gone and got a second card just to transfer some of it over as to avoid the APR... It'll be nice when I can start really paying it off again. I need to find a clever way to make some money under the table... looks like it's back to hustlen. Now then, where is my bitches at?

Moving and free money!

2008-05-06T01:25:11Z

The move in process is a slow one. I just got my tiger and deer skull over here today. Along with some bathroom tolietries and my only two pairs of shorts I've ever owned ever. I'm going to need those bad boys for the upcoming retarded southern heat. The place still looks like it got gang raped by tornadoes. But I only have another month on my lease after this one. I just need to find a way to get my bed and computer desk over here *cough cough* any one with a truck *cough* I put out *cough* Past that I really need to remember to have the power shut off... I've already unpluged the fridge (after removing all of it's old and I'm sure quit expired contents). So my past bills have been less then $30 but there's really no point in paying an extra one if I don't have too.

Oh, and in other news. I'm SOO getting uemployment! Suck on THAT porn factory! $232 a week. Not great but it's only like $10 less then I'd get for flipping burgers full time. So I'm pretty darn happy with it. Now it's just a matter of waiting for that and that stimulas check to come in and then I'll be on eeeasy street... or Arrow Wood, whichever. At least it'll give me some time to find a big people job that's more then $6.15 an hour or whatever depressingly low number min wage is these days.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some Star Wars Battlefront II to play.... god I'm a nerd....

Vomit.

2008-05-01T02:38:29Z

Being depressed about your lack of productivity is a dangerous thing. Especially when you attempt to combat it by downing half a bag of Frosted Animal Cookies and chasing that with way too much orange juice. You'll end up making yourself vomit. And it only kind of tastes like dreamsicyles the first couple of heaves, after that it's just tastes like sick. And watch out for that splash back. Trust me, you do not want to catch a face full of that... But as always, I feel better after praying to the porcelain gods. So leasone learned. From now on I'm going to drown my woes with Star Wars video games and masturbation. Much safer.

Too much lazy is a bad thing.

2008-05-01T02:31:51Z

Although I really enjoy sleeping till noon and taking a nap after that, I just feel like it's a bit of a waste. And while only taking breaks from video games to make burgers and brownies I think I might be able to acomplish more in the course of the day if I just made myself start on something. But man it is rediculasly hard to get back into a productive mind even after being out of it only a little bit. It's not like I don't have any ideas on what to get started on. I'm actually quit good at laying out plans. I just never seem to get past the planning stage... I'd like to start something that could eventually lead to extra income (which I so DESPERATLY need at this point).

Snug Harbor

2008-04-25T06:31:42Z

So finally got to see the Queen Bitch preform tonight. And while "she" might not have only been at half-mast tonight, it was still totally worth the wait. The one, and ONLY thing I really miss about working at the pron factory is seeing my friends every morning/evening in the carpool. Although I was sceptcale about going tonight (not really being a big fan of drama) it was totally worth it and I had an awesome time (awesome like a million hot dogs). Mandy is totally rockin' the new dew and I was pumped to see Ben and Collette their too. It's been too long. Not "smoking" has really taken me much further out of the loop as I'd like to be. Now that I don't have a job taking up all of my time I really need to make more of an effort to reconect with those that made me feel so welcome when I first moved here. For any of you that come across this little post, don't be afraid to get on my about hanging out (I'm really just too anti-social to take the step myself, despite my longing to see you).

But it turned out all of my fears were for not tonight as "that girl" showed up and, try as she might just wasn't even worth any of our time tonight. And that alone would have made the night all worth while to know that I really don't need to give any of that a second thought and move on to more important things, like which video game am I going to play tonight as I wait for that Blue Morocycle and double vodka tonik to where off? Speaking of which, I should probably get on that since I've got yoga tomorrow morning and then an un-birthday to get ready for. Because when you're craving cake in Target there's really no point in half assing it, you might as well go the whole pizza party/birthday hat way with it. Until next time kiddies...

Unemployed

2008-04-21T05:12:34Z

Recently unemployed looking for new ways to use and abuse my newly found free time. I'm trying to get back into drawing, with plans on multi-media (whatever that means). I'm slowly moving in with the Sarah-girl and between the two of us much shanagens insues. I'm currently looking into a way to capitalize on this in the form of a video. Unfortunetly I do not yet have the machinery to do this. But planning is always half the fun. Until then I guess I'll continue to get my ass handed to me in online Super Smash Brothers Brawl by 14 year olds and stoners living in their parents basments. FYI don't play on 420 you will want to cry...

Also, money would be nice too. I'm waiting to see if I can get unemplyment monies, because that would be more then I'd get working some horrible min wage job doing retail or worse still... food services *shudder* But now that I've transfered my compy over to Sarah-girl's place (even though I have yet to be able to move my desk, so I'm forced to sit put it on an end table and sit on a futon frame) I can start re-working my reseme in an attempt to get a GOOD job. Which would be VERY helpful considering I still gots the bills to pay, and I can't get out of my lease less I face dier concecenses! So I still have to pay rent on a place I don't even live in for another few months... suck.